The.Comic.Strip.Presents.More.Bad.News.1988.DVDrip.XVID

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Right now our TV production is aired Here we go, lots of fun! Two, three, four! Click it with all bad news and we bring you more bad news! We're gonna die! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! Hi, my name's Sally Fried, so-called rock journalist extraordinaire and self-confessed rock and roll addict. Five years ago I took the road with a bunch of rock amateurs. Six months on the road later they've matured into an outfit as tight as the facelift, and then suddenly inexplicably and very publicly. They split up. Five years! Five years! Five years! Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go! That was just too much sex, drugs, rock and roll. Five years! Here we go, here we go, here we go! Can't you see the back of your head? Can't you hear me? Make it my back! Collin was behaving like a complete prep. Den could only string two calls together and spider was out of his head on drugs all the time. Apparently it was all Collins fault. I didn't know what happened really, I mean one day we were getting on fire and you know looking for a gig at stop-pull. Next morning I woke up and they don't buy them off. I played myself in part, you know, I mean I was always really the key to moon of the group, you know. I was always getting drunk. I was really funny when I was drunk. And then I heard my finger and I couldn't play guitar properly. And it went set, it's all couldn't play properly for about three months. And it was my important finger. You were a very visual band indeed. You still want to do an interview? Yes, yes please, yes. You want, I think it was probably just me. Well no, we can have all the band in. But whatever. I just wasn't getting my own way enough at the time, you know. And well you can only be reasonable for so long, can't you? Thank you, thank you. We are a live band basically, but I don't think anybody gets that we were mime-ing. We were mime-ing everybody's channel. Well that was four years ago. But what happens to those dreams of stardom? What happens to the boys are sure they got it right. The boys you think, hey we're going to make it. Are quite good enough at playing the bass. Okay? It means that you could actually play it. What do you mean? It means that we've been for a while. What kind of name is that? We thought we'd find out by arranging a reunion gig for them here, they're old stomping ground, the flying horse. Well they used to deliver the excitement and escapism that so few bands do these days. Well they violated with voltage and volume, outraged parents, and erected rock dreams against the world. Hi. Fimph Wago, you were the creator and driving force behind the legend that was bad news. And as such have carried the burden of dreams, stroke nightmares, stroke whatever. The reunion of a band that splits so acrimoniously must be packed with conflicting emotions of joy, guilt, anger, anxiety. Disper hope, excitement even. How do you feel? All right, thanks. How are you? And now you're getting the band back together again. Yeah. But where are where can they be? When was the last time that you saw them all? Well the only one I've seen recently is... Who's that? Colin. After the band split up he went straight back to college, studied land management for three years and failed his exams. Ended up working as a clerk in a bank. What do I think of him? I think he's a banker. Oh god. Mummy! Mummy! Yes. Hi. Colin, it's Sally Friedman, remember? Colin? Yeah, hi. No. No. I'm not Colin. I'm Trevor. I'm Trevor. Colin's twin brother. If you want Colin, he'll probably be around at his pad because he's frightfully grubby. Please let me in. Mummy! Well, where do you want me to begin? Well, did you stay on a college? No, no. I just quit the band and dropped out of college at the same time. I felt like I really wanted to find myself. God, I had an amazing time. I mean, I just went wild. I was like a crazy man. I mean, I shacked up with punks, died my hair, all sorts of exotic colours. I just almost had a drug overdose. I mean, I just generally tried to experience as much as I could. Oh, wow, that's really amazing. What do you do? So, what do you do now? I can't remember. Look, you said you weren't going to ask me that question. Tell me about Denvin. Oh, I haven't got a clue there. I'm afraid. I haven't seen or heard nothing about him since the band split up. I've tried getting him to touch you and doing his experience, but I haven't been able to pick up his vibe. What? I haven't got a target. Since the last time we met, I've become well, netto physical, I suppose you call it. I've discovered I've got this power to talk to people from beyond the grave. In fact, I've been talking to some pretty interesting people from recent rock history. They never give me any whole songs and I think that's what I think. Near Estava came to that, which one, John got me like, help with John Leningen, one called Imogen. Imogen? No, no, Imogen, it's a girl's name. The title's just a really strange coincidence. I'll play it to you if you like. I've got my studio in the cellar. Come on, let's get out of the studio. This way. I'll put it on the door. Plenty of hell, tennis, it's you. Who do you think it was going to be? Well, this is a surprise. What's going on here? Fancy you turning up now at this precise moment. Well, I've finished the job in Corsica Street. I'll tell you it only take half a day. It's a film crew, isn't it? Hey, you know that bloke, who do it was a cameraman on that documentary we've done, aren't you? I know it's the CEO. Yeah, I've said, was it Oliver, isn't it? That's right. How are you doing? What's going on, Vin? Can you cut it there? And power on. Turn it off, turn it off. We start again. Choose rhythm. Change rhythm. Don't want to bust it over. Sit in your screen. Yeah, well, alright, I'll just, would you go with that, right? Sing close start. Okay, here comes two, three, four. Imagine all the people. Imagine if you can. Imagine all the people. Imagine all the people. Yeah, it sounds better without a boss than I, you know. Spider. The wild man who could throw up exactly half a pint into an half-pint pot with no spillage. Had to marry this strange hippie woman because he got a pregnant. She's, she's really timed him. A lot. Hey, clean man, long time no see. Let's pop some girls get completely out of control. I don't know whether we're getting back in a band or not because she's under the sun, you know. I don't know if she'll let him go. You can see it there. You still can't play the trampoline. So we'll have to discuss it with you, you know, and we'll just out for the best. I've got to go. Well, if you got to. Yeah, well, now I've got to really. Well, alright then. Well, she's a pretty good discussion, isn't it? Rock and roll here we come. The metal must be me. The metal to me. Listen to the metal. Listen to me, I'll say yeah. Wow, the guitar's here. Righto. Damn, the old man. Nice one. How you doing? Yeah, right. Hi, Spilot. Karlin, you want to talk about it? I'm very cool, thank you, very cool indeed. Hello, Vin. Uh, Colin. Well. Hey, great. I'd like to see the menu, sir. Ah, I thought we'd like to order some drinks first, eh? Yes, sure. Four bites of Lager, please. No, less of eight points. No, no. Sixty. No, no. Thirty-two. No, five minutes. We're rock band, making a hundred. Woo! Would you like a hundred? Three, sir, sir. I'm being serious, we're like a hundred bites of Lager, please. Hundred points of Lager. Okay, how many said didn't you? We want a hundred points of Lager. Yeah, come on, Jennifer, for a pain, alright. I went four poppit on. I'll do it for starters. I'm going to get really pissed. Yeah. All the, not resty for a second, you know. Yeah. So, you never stopped playing then, Vin. No. I couldn't stop playing because it's in my blood, right? You know, I mean, if I stop playing, it'll be like something really important stopping. Important stopping. Yeah, because you've been playing that wine bar suddenly lunchtime, haven't you? What? Yeah, he's been playing Mary Hopkins numbers on acoustic guitar. Shut up. Okay. Those were days my friend, we bought that. Shut up. Shut up. Dude, that's by the Vim Fuego. The great heavy metal guitarist has been playing Mary Hopkins numbers in a wine... I've been playing music. If you can call Mary Hopkins music, then you have to be playing. You're a black cat on playing, right? I've got long gigging. I've... I've kept on talking on bloody old demo tape around, I've lying. And what have you been doing, Colin? What have you been doing? Working in a bank. That's what you've been doing, isn't it? Well, look, well, well, well, well, we're on a subject. We promised one more dimension, why be, we should ask everyone to ask you why you're not going to play this reunion gig on Saturday. Alright, well, maybe I don't see what's so important about playing on one off gig at the Flying Horse of all plays. These people from Channel 4 still give us the money, even if we don't do the gig, why aren't you? Yeah, I would see you all so great about playing on one off gig. I suppose you want a record contract, something like that. Maybe I don't want a record contract, what's wrong with wanting a record contract? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we'll get that. What is it? It is a record contract. That's what you get. If you don't turn trades on your music and start working in a bank, Colin, right? And while we're talking quite frankly, I'm as well just saying that the idea of playing with you makes me bloody sick. Right? And if it wasn't for the record company insisting on the original lineup, you would not be in this f***ing band. There are many points of my end. 42. Right, I think it's time to be sick. But last point on my list is this Cosmic Claw's thing. Rights to exploitation on any planet, now or yet to be known to man. Yeah. But what does that mean? Oh, that's just a little bit of nonsense. I mean, all it means is when we land on Mars, we find lots of little Martians there, who let's face it, a band to be into bad news, we can send your records to them. Oh, f***, wow. Okay. Okay. Right, so to sum up the main points again, the contract lasts five years. But you don't have to put out any records if you don't want to. Although if you don't want to, we're still under contract to you, and we're not allowed to make any records for anybody else. And we get 4.3 quarter percent of 90 percent of 100, minus 15 percent of retail. But there's no advance, which means absolutely no cash whatsoever for us up front. Yeah, that's about right, yeah. What all right, I'll sign that. Hey, where's all the groupies? Yeah, where's all the groupies? Where's all the drugs? Where's the toilet? Hey, look out world, you're about to witness Rock and Roll history. Yeah, the only trouble we create in Rock and Roll history is it always takes six hours to set the drums up. Why is that, spider? Well, at this time it's because I left my drums at home. No, I'm serious. Well, I thought this little we're going to pick them up for me. Oh, this is really great. Just imagine I could have just done in the same bogus, Eric Clapton, Mick Jagger, or Lemmy, or Zioz Ball, who has been here? Banana Roma. Bloody hell, who's all those lagers? Oh, I brought them in there for afterwards. Okay, I'm thinking right, you. I learned! There's a stock of lager in here! Come on, I said do it for afterwards. You can have one now, but just one, okay? Oh, this one shouldn't take long. Look out. Look out, look out! I'll save it, I'll save it. Hey, watch! That amp is pathetic, you couldn't amplify it far through that. Yeah, well, Gail's kid's job has been using it for toilet the last three years. Well, you can't play through that, can you? Mate, have you got a spare amp we could borrow or something? Bloody hell, man, look, it's a Marshall! Hey, I, uh, this one, if you got any more of these, Mate, that's it. Look, Dean, maybe I should play through the Marshall, right? And you can play through the Marshall. No, wait, this one's mine now. No, for both, let me just have a drink. Dean, stop being childish, don't! Come on in, for me! Slide manual still up, just try striking. You can turn it up a bit. Just take me up a bit. Yeah, up a bit more. Just touch more. Shut up. You can go up a little bit higher, can't it? I know. Alright, just another two or three notches. Good? Yes, well, just a little bit more. Okay, up, up, up, just a touch, touch. Lovely. Okay, we'll try it there. Hey, joke. Come on, take me nickers on. Yeah, don't get your hair in a twist. We've been playing this number on and off for six years. We could play with our N star beyond our backs. Yeah, we'll get on with it then. Yeah, alright. Alright, well, should we give it a go then? Yeah, alright. Let's tie our Ns beyond our backs. We're all four holes from the Rock of Pocolids. Leaders and saviors of the wild ride to oblivion and ecstasy. One, two, three. Stop! Nothing's just dancing where you talk by a bloody jeep, I can't say it again. I was playing a jeep. You weren't. I was. You weren't. I was. I was watching you. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was? Yeah, you were, you were. Are you anywhere? Uh. Uh, that's a D. Yeah, that's a D. And that's what you were playing with. No, I wasn't. I was playing a G. If you were playing a G, then I'm a queer. We always had our dance with that,互? Yeah, well maybe you are a että eu eu queer. What's wrong with him? You know, perfectly well-washed wrong. Well, the... ...that you might be a queer. Don't be so f**king stupid. It's the ban. I mean, what is it with this ban? Six years we've been playing that number. We finally got the chance to put it down on vinyl. And what happens? Nothing! Now, why is that? Well, secretly, I'm rather pleased that Phil's left. Because, quite frankly, I don't think he's that hot. I just can't get a decent balance in my cans. It was the same thing that happened the last time we tried to record something. We didn't have the right people. And we don't have them now. We need a producer. We need a good engineer. We need a proper bass player. We need a proper bet. Right, that is it. I'm off. I mean it, Vim. I'm off. You just can't say that sort of thing about me in front of the camera. I've seen you sneaking off and bad-mathing me behind my back. But it doesn't matter what you say now. I'm going. I've had enough! Bye, Vim. It's just exactly what always used to happen, isn't it? And he, you are doing it all over again. Well, it's not going to work this time because I'm going. Now! Right now! And don't try and stop me. I'm going now. There's no argument. I refuse to argue with you. You see, look, I'm refusing to argue with you. Goodbye. A one, two, three, four. I'll do what any of you say. I signed the contract too and I refused to be thrown under the ban just for it, on the brink of success. You hear me, Vim? I refuse to leave. Colleen. What? Stop crying. I'm not crying! I'm a placard man. What the hell is going on here? I'm going to stop crying. I'm gonna track that mate. Yes. Oh, I'm sorry. I killed you. Who's that pain-base? Who is it? Playback. Action! No, I'm not fucking. Now, when I set off spider, all you have to do when I cue you is turn into camera and look mean. Okay? Right, let's go. Turn over. Right. Roll playback. Action! Get up! Action! Cut! Cut! Cut! What happened there? Oh, sorry. I got confused. I thought you meant that. I didn't see that camera. Worries against Kanye is actually a political song. Action, then. Action, then. Then. Action. Sorry, I was watching spider in the bike. In what way is that a political song? Well, it's in the lyrics, isn't it? Action, then. No, no, you have got to look mean. Oh, right. Sorry. Right, here we are, then. Burning, looting, raping, shooting, repeat. I can't believe it. I'm coming up with a baby, but you take my hand. I'm coming up with a signal in a box in my old bag. I'm fighting, I'm fighting, I'm fighting, I'm fighting, I'm fighting. I wanna see your blood all over the night. Oh, I'm excited, I can't bring you. Cause I'm a warrior, a game is good. I'm a warrior, a game is good. I'm a warrior, a game is good. I won't watch out for it. I'm a warrior, I'll kill the top one day. And that's political in intent, isn't it? Well, maybe it's more political political, you know. I don't know. It doesn't simply sort of indulge the match or mail. You go as preoccupying and overriding a session with domination women and orgyastic bloodlifting for the sake of it, then. Yeah, that's a bit zi-line. What is, of Genghis Khan, by bad news? And where bad news? Are you really? What was it called, sorry? It's gone, where was Genghis Khan? No, we haven't got it, sorry. No, it's new out this week. Yeah, more labels out there. Oh, really? Really? Really pink! That's that new label, just for gays, is it? Hang on. Shall I smash his face? Oh, sorry, it's not in. Go. Excuse me? Yeah, we'd like warriors of Genghis Khan, by bad news, please. Is that a new one? Yeah, it's new out this week. It's on frilly pink. Do you want to make something of it or what? I hate Barry Mani, though. Well, he's a surprise. Here we are. I know, we want more than one. How many do you want? How many do you want, Cully? 340, sir. Yeah, 340, sir. Guys, listen to this. Tell them what you just told me. Look, it's no secret. It was in the contract. What was? Go on, tell them! Well, it's just that the video and the single come out of your royalties. It is standard practice. I've worked it out. Do you know how much it comes to? I was talking to the guy runs the canteen van. He says he charges 17 pounds 50 ahead. That means with the crew this size, the canteen bell alone is going to come to something like 800 pounds. That meal over there is costing us 200 pounds, each. Oh, dear. He did much of your gun. We have a pay for that. We'll pay for that. Look, look, at the moment you're in debt to the tune of about 15 grand, but we'll get it back for you, don't worry. What's the thing we're doing? We'll use on that front number phrase. Hey, bad news, get it? We're not going to be somewhere in the charts. You're only 376. We've been disqualified from the charts. What? Yeah. That's our foot. We pay for that. Where are the bottles? Come on, somebody! Apparently some twat went into a chart shop and bought 350 copies. Of course, when that happens, they think it's being hyped and they get disqualified from the charts for a couple of weeks. But don't worry, we'll re-release it on the back of this programme. That's when it'll do business. It should make some money at Castle Donington as well. I have booked you bad news to play the Monsters of Rock Festival, Castle Donington. Donington? Another heavy metal day, no sleep till Castle Donington, but I have some vibes. Donington, Arlene. I'm just unbelievable. It's like, it's the centre of the heavy metal universe. And bad news are going to be there. I mean, the biggest gig we've played so far is 87, I think. At Kingston, Polly. Beats the ram, man. I mean, this is big league, right? And all we've got to do now is blow Aussie off the stage. I thought if you were going to play this getting up in the morning, see, let me bring your cup of tea like I normally do. Oh, great. Tea, yeah, great. Thanks, Mrs. Griggson, just put it down on the side. That'll be all. It has no to be so formal, Colin. No, I am your mother. Oh, I'm sorry about that. But your father has got a point, you know. When you put a place of your own, you can make as much noise as you like. I've got something a bit special for you ladies and gentlemen. It's very big. It's very bad. It's called the Beast. Bloody Braggs, that work. Alan Metcloth. Shut up. Shut up, don't say a bit. Tank's exactly right. The telephone number 0167A can't be nice. I'm sorry, Natalie. As soon as the space to happen is all right. Thanks. You spell it, really. You'll let you know, then, see what's really wrong with living with your parents. I mean, they're just a couple of old reactionaries. And here I am, sponging often. So, uh, so that's what I call anarchy, in my book. Anyway, he's playing at Castle Donington. Me or you? It's me, isn't it? I'm going to show you the tide of beast. See what this is? This is all, um, leffit skin. Feminine it, this. It's great, isn't it? You can get this right, no, no, no, no. It's a shop called Alexander's, we've got it from. You can get the, um, zebra or the tiger skin. We thought leffit was a bit saucy, you know. This is, um, it's a picture of my, my, my, actually. Mm-hmm. A few, uh, few chicks. I've had all those. This is old things for basically. And, um, that's the cockpit in there. That's all captain. Yeah, all right. Good afternoon. Like the welcome you aboard, out you have a present flight. Uh, as you can see, in the flight deck, we've gone mainly for the skull, mo2. We've got the skull on the gear stick. Yeah, we've got the skulls on the mirror. We've got the, uh, out of the tax discs. We've got the optional extra saucy lady. Uh, leffit skin throughout. Of course, it's very metal, very heavy. And it's very bad news. Turn, I was wondering if then we could play a little game. I suddenly serious even when I'm interviewed with my collar. Yes, all done the couch. It's a word association game. Okay, I'll start. Heavy metal. Heavy metal. Heavy metal, what? Heavy metal. What about heavy metal? Okay, then what about heavy metal? Oh, oh yeah, it's right. I like heavy metal. How is this? My head. Pet short boys. John Lopes and Peter Curtis. Then, my name's Dave. How long is this journey going to take? I want to go to the toilet. Well, I'll be a lot shorter. We're going to have to stop an evening bridge. Let the camera man out. The film is going by. Wake up. Wake up. You just another word. I've got it now. Wake up. AC DC. What about him? Can I see your passes, please? It's all right, mate. We're with the film crew. No. I said, can I see your passes, please? I said, we're with the film crew. I need to see a pass. We haven't got any, have we? If you haven't got any passes, you don't get in. Yeah, but we're doing a gig here tomorrow. Okay, if we don't get in there, we won't get to play. I think your superiors will be pretty upset with you, mate. Yeah, look. Is there any chance of seeing someone in charge? Oh, man, charge. Right, well, look. We haven't got any passes, right? There's obviously been some sort of mix-up, tomorrow. We've got the gear in the van, and we need to get in. If you haven't got a pass, you don't get in. Right, well, in that case, we're not moving out of the van. No. Right. Turn that camera off, please. What, four? I suppose you think that's funny, dear Colin. Forge the guy you got you, what must be the biggest gig you've ever had in your life getting his ribs broken? That's funny, is it, eh? Well, it is quite funny, yeah. Yeah, I think it's quite funny. Well, that's very nice coming from you, Danny. If it wasn't for me, you still have your painter and decorator. I am still a painter and decorator. I've got that job for you in hand and starting off Friday, remember? Sorry about a mix-up with a gate, boys. It's just one of those things. Yeah, well, what about a sound check? Sound check? Yeah. Well, you're the ones with a film crew, aren't you? Yeah. Hey, tell me it was a joke documentary about some funny rock band. What? So I'm afraid we haven't shared your sound check anywhere. I'll tell you what. Have a look, Ray, and I'll catch up your late. All right. If what was said just then ends up in this documentary. I'm going to kill every single one of you. So this is where it's all going to happen. Bad news playing a live in front of a quarter of a million people and a lot of them chicks. Listen to toilets. I'll see. Just think there's a quarter of a million plunders. And if all of them pissed about about two points each, then they've been... I got bad news. I got bad news. Well, I'm rich. I'll get mentioned right next door to the doll office. And I'm going to get the story. It was big because this big. And I've cast all that into it. Hello, bad news. How does he look from there? It's good from here. I'll try the other field, shall I? No good from there? What? Does he look good from there? You're going to be in a Michael bird on the day. I'm about eight points. I can't do it. Right? Oh, I'm a horse. I'm a sea. One of the horses. I got bad news. I got bad news. I got bad news. I got bad news. Oh, great. Thank you very much. Oh, thank you very much. This is really good fun. Look, call it. Somebody will be inside. Sorry, I called you. The Andrew and Rich. Oh, that's okay. I'm sorry, I called you a completely bugger pizzhead. Oh, this is really great. I've never been in that hotel. You can drink all day. This is where it's going to be. I'm from now on with bad news. Well, chose an all day drinking. Yeah, then there's a topping. Hey, guys. Let's get this introduction recorded, probably. And then we can start a really, really, really get pitiless. Come on. Let's bad news. We're bad news. We're bad news. Here we go. Rock the roll. Two, three, four. Good evening. We're all bad news. And we bring you more bad news. We're good news. Hey, hey, listen. Let's pretend to be the who. I'll be Keith Looh. I'll be Pete Townsend. I want to be Pete Townsend. I'll be Townsend. You're Roger Dortrieg. I'll be the other one. It's not really those who are here. I should be pinched. I should be pinched. Listen, I'm pinched. I'm pinched. I just don't want to have anyone who's my idea to join that who. I need to pretend to be the who. My idea is you've got to be Roger Dortrieg. I can't hear me Roger Dortrieg. Cause I'm not a queer. I just don't have a friend or friend or friend, I'm freaking fuck you. I'm fucking p III, you're a t минутing. YOU... YOU.... YOU! YOU... YOU DON'T Fuk this is finished already! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU CAN bod五ton tomorrow! YOU! You bastard. YOUelsius! YOU chaos! YOU Sabrina! YOU SLAYS! YOU CAN ONLY SHELL Mostly! GET SONS! JUST BE COOL! Please, please, please, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. Help! Oh, I hurt the scene of the road. Ow! I'm good. Oh no, get the police. You can't arrest that. You're making a documentary. If you have changed the shape of my nose in any way, whatsoever, Alan Meckle, I'm going to sue you. Well, I'd mean that. If we don't get a bribe, I'll die. Corsa dies, that's a moron. Oh, kill you! You better stop meeting like this. What are we going to do now, dude? You have a word with Jimmy, maybe he could help you. Oh, Jimmy, do I have an injury to my eye? I'm fine, I'm fine. Please, don't hurt me. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to tell you a story. How many of you people have heard of bad news? Well, these four lucky lads took on the whole of the Nottingham Constabulary. And they lost last night the role in jail. That was at four o'clock in the morning. At two o'clock this afternoon, by some miracle they got out on bail. And they hit you now. Ladies and gentlemen, would you welcome Bad Yard? Yeah! They're an insult to like, fishing musicians. I mean, the fact that they've been a lot of going stages. You know, they've been, you know, trod a point about like so many famous faces in the past. This is disgrace. To me, it's just given rock a really bad name. Oh my God, it's the only time! We are a brand new! It's disgusting. I mean, bands like her, we've been like, you know, going around circuits for years. And all they get is like one documentary. I mean, it's like sort of like, you know, having metal, she needs it. I do! I do! I do! I do! I do! I do! I'm so calm, guitarist and deaf, I think. Yeah. I do! I do! I do! I got three! The f***ing worst band I've ever seen in the f***ing world. I just don't like it. Yeah! It's been a star-dust. They were absolutely f***ing awful. And news? Ha ha ha! HIGH SIR! I thought bad news had a new high and altruistic self-indulgent bullshit, Molly Cuddled, you know, Mother, my dargans think like a law. I thought it was a piece of fendery shit from the first kind of city ghetto, probably populated by whine-those junkies and just general all around the f***ing. I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I'm so calm, I don't bring a like, What Yeah, the first number went quite well. Well, the first part of it did. The audience got a bit bored in a second half. And then Vim said, behold, I am the reincarnation of Jimmy Hendrix. All Neelam praise me. And that's when the audience rushed the stage. Now, it wasn't just Hell's Angels, it was a police as well. All like jumping on Vim's head and then Colin joined in. And so Vim's in major surgery at the moment and looks quite dodgy evidently. Anyway, luckily Colin had his wig like torn off. So he could pretend he wasn't in the band until someone saw this nametag on his collar and they slit his throat. I only got off so lightly because like I was so scared, I went to the toilet in my trousers. And most people like kept away from me because of the smell. And spider got out of being beaten up by blowing himself up. Yeah, yeah, it's a tragedy. Yeah, yeah, by the other hand, the Rachel says it'll probably do the record a lot of good. And Vim dies and we exploit it properly. But we could all make a lot of money. So it's a pity, but there you go. Oh, bitch, you're my love. Bitch, you're my love. Bitch, you're my love. Bitch, you're my love. Bitch, you're my love. Bitch, you're my love. Bitch, you're my love.