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Eerf Nosam Elementary School Shooting This Ones Real!
Eerf Nosam Elementary School Shooting - At exactly 9:11 AM this morning, a 120 pound mentally ill kid named Ahkned Ali Hussain came into Eerf Nosam elementary school and killed 33 people including adults, students, and the science fair gerbel named Mr Fluffers. Ahkned Ali Hussain had on him 2 modified ar-15 war machine guns, 4 switch blades, some personal tactical body armor, a red hat, and a tshirt that said ISIS. Of the 33 killed today 6 are still on life support and anothet 6 have been flown to Our People of Mercy Shriners hospitals. There were teachers trained and loaded with handguns but Ahkned Ali Hussain was to much for them. We are just finding out both of his machines of war ar-15s were indeed purchased legally. We are told he was using armor piercing rounds he had bought from Bob the gun guys store named Bobs Guns. We are going to be taking you live to 2 witnesses who were there when this madman set loose.
*** This is like the game show, whose line is it anyway. This was a quick idea and 1 cut with no practice as you can tell. Its mainly to show you guys how absurd these shootings are.
And for all you eagle eyes out there...this outta be a work of genious as coded as this is. From the time stamp to the school name...nobody has said anything yet.
- Category: Uncategorized,Humor/Joke/Farce/Parody/Satire,Jokumentary
- Duration: 03:30
- Date: 2018-02-25 15:14:41
- Tags: eerf, nosam, elementary, school, shooting, killed, life support, standard procedure
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Video Transcript:
Everybody, my name is Leon Letz and I am here at the Earth Nossom Elementary School and we have some terrible breaking news today at exactly 9.11am This morning we had a 120 pound mentally ill kid named Ahmed Ali Hussein. He came into the Earth Nossom Elementary School and killed 33 people including adults, students, and the science fair, gerbil named Mr. Flutzkers. Ahmed Ali Hussein had on him two modified AR-15 war machine guns, four switch blades, some tactical body armor, a red hat, and a t-shirt to set ISIS. Of the 33 people that were killed today, six are still in life support and another six have been blown to our people of Mercy Shriners Hospital. There were teachers trained and they loaded with hand guns, but Ahmed Ali Hussein, he was too much for them. We were just finding out right now that both of the machine guns, the war machines, the AR-15s, they were purchased legally. He were told he was using body armor and armor piercing rounds that he bought from Bob the gun guy, his gun store. So we need to take some action here folks, but with me on seeing I have two eyewitnesses who were just in this massacre that had just happened. Mr. Can you tell me exactly what happened? My friends are showing us our own books everywhere. The only thing that's seen this is magazines. It felt so fake. I know this is traumatic. Can you explain to me a little bit how this is? We ducked under the table, I tried to dodge a bull, but I didn't want it in my hand. I know this is traumatic. This just barely happened. I know you guys are what? Juniors at this high school. This is very traumatic for both of you guys. Are you friends of the hospital? It's six of them. Can you tell me how this unfolded, the scene, how did the scene unfold? We were doing a regular class and then all of a sudden some men came and he tried to shoot me. I tried it in the teacher's hand. They did it, get under the table, everybody. So I got under the table, they shot me in the hand and then they shot at the six of my friends. This is a tremendous event. This is something we cannot take our eyes off. Folks, this just happened 25 minutes ago. We are already finding out some terrific, horrible things about this event. But there's one thing for certain. We cannot let this keep going on. We have to take action right now. I got to get out of the way. Here comes the ambulance. Go ahead and shut her down, Murl.
